Okay guys, Everybody has that time where we see that really cute girl, and u wanna ask her out, but you’ve gotta think of somethin witty, but what should u say? Well, I’m gonna help u out, with the things you SHOUDN’T say:
“Great legs, what time do they open?”
This may be funny, but its kinda wrong, sure to get you slapped.
“You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night.”
This is one of those things your granddad said, need I say more?
“Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”
no, just don’t go there.
“Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.”
Hey, it worked for Ashton Kutcher.
“Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.”
Creeper alert.
“Excuse me; I think you owe me a drink.”[She says, "Why?"] “Because when I saw you from across the room I dropped mine. It was a rum and Coke, and I’m [your name].”
Okay………..
“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?”
I think you should just keep walkin.
“Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.”
I cant wait till the guy who thought that up gets sued for copyright infrignment.
“Do you come here often?”
People still use this one, wtf?
“Hey, I forgot my library card, but I’m still checkin you out”
Time to buy a nook.
What is the lesson here? Find better pick up lines.
Worst pick up lines: for girls, comin soon!!
